One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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