He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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