Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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