you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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