She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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