Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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