You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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