Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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