On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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