hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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