On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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