and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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