this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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