even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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