He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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