nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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