I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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