make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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