You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
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