i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
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You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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