I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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