I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
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I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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