Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
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This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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