We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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