At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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