Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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