That's intense
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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