How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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