That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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