Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Randomize
