I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
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I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
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what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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