I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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