So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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