I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
