whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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