I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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