If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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