Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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