if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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