then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
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I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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