I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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