And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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