Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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