There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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