so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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