ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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