is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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