Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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