He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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