It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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