Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
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