He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
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