is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
The ass gains better be worth it
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