and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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