For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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