My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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