So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
please don't ironically join a cult
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