no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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