THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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