Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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