I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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