She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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