Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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