I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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